And for my greatest trick, I’ll avoid near-certain death!

This magician was performing on a stage in the better San Antonio (i.e., the one in Chile) when something happened that even his magical powers couldn’t help him avoid: a collapsing stage.

While he managed to avoid being struck by the stage, it really does call the quality of his magic into question. You’re telling me you can summon doves and predict what cards people are going to pick, but you can’t tell when the weather’s too bad to keep a stage upright?